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Greetings, fans and infidels!
It seems that recently, I have been confronted with a growing trend: in-betweeners, or tweeners, if you prefer. They are those in wrestling who pick and choose from both sides of the spectrum, and thusfore, never truly make any alleigence to one side...for argument's sake, let's call them "good" and "evil". When one chooses to play as a tweener, it weakens their standpoint and their stance as a wrestler within an organization. To be a great wrestler, like Sgt. Stutter, Blaze, M$P or AJ Crazy (the last three who are formerly great), a wrestler must choose a side to stick with it. For instance, Blaze and AJ Crazy both oftentimes chose to go one route: the options that best served the fans and the people. M$P and I, on the other hand, chose the options that best served ourselves. No matter how you slice it, it has to be ONE side and ONE side only or one can never be successful within the world of wrestling.
It is with this vein of thinking I am ready to unleash a literary masterwork onto the world. With the consideration of such works as Niccolo Machiavelli's "The Prince" and Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto (the latter of which I stole a copy from the Masked Mister), I present:
How To Be Great and Substantial Wrestler
By: 'Ali al-Ashataru, CSM
(Subtitle: How To Be A Great Heel)
The main point to be made here is that is more to gain from choosing to do thing from a personal benefit standpoint than for the greater good. The greater good can sometimes be disguised as being for the worst intentions or for something that benefits the company as opposed to the greater good, which is the force you are trying to serve in the first place. To serve personal benefits is a far better goal because the goals are clearer and your objective is streamlined and easier to reach. Of course, there are many tactics that need to be employed to accomplish personal objectives.
Accomplishing personal objectives is not a goal that reprehensible by any means whatsoever; as a matter of fact, it is consequently more admirable than serving an undefinable "greater good". One key way to get to the objective of finishing personal goals is exploitation. Whether it be a physical or emotional handicap, a key lesson to be learned is that exploitation of this aspect can lead to situations which include promotion, reward or even accomplishment of personal objectives. Another key point can be to exploit nationality, no matter how small it may be. For instance, the Masked Mister was born in Russia, emigrated to Canada and is a firm believer in the communist government. By exploiting these three facts, no matter how small or insignifcant they may seem, he was able to land a high-profile feud with Jiggie Joe and a legacy that is not to be denied. The over-blown exploitation of handicaps and nationalities, as well as personal beliefs (see Playswit, Rev. Himself), can lead to big "pushes" within the wrestling world.
Key lesson two is that no one is better than you. What leads this point? Well, the simple fact remains that no one is perfect. A good planner will collect dirt on anyone who could possibly reprimand him for actions that are not deemed "kosher". When confronted with allegations of cheap and/or dirty tactics, it is best practice to deny them and not recall them happening in the first place (because they never did, you gather?). If the evidence is unrelenting, recall something they did that proves them to be imperfect and declare that they are in no authority to judge you. Tell them you are serving the "undefinable greater good" by your actions and that you have no time to even consider their allegations or insuations to be taking seriously.
There will be more to come. I promise you that on my VIW World Heavyweight Championship reign.
One more thing; I happened to see ROW the other day working the fishyard or docks or whatever you chose to call it, and he is even fatter than I remember. When I spoke to him, he could not even recall VIW, nonemoresuch Sgt. Stutter, it's greatest wrestler. He told me he has no intentions to return, and can't even remember what he had for lunch the other day. In conclusion, ROW is a no guy. I wouldn't put any money on Evil Eye either.
Khoda hafez,
Sgt. Stutter
It seems that recently, I have been confronted with a growing trend: in-betweeners, or tweeners, if you prefer. They are those in wrestling who pick and choose from both sides of the spectrum, and thusfore, never truly make any alleigence to one side...for argument's sake, let's call them "good" and "evil". When one chooses to play as a tweener, it weakens their standpoint and their stance as a wrestler within an organization. To be a great wrestler, like Sgt. Stutter, Blaze, M$P or AJ Crazy (the last three who are formerly great), a wrestler must choose a side to stick with it. For instance, Blaze and AJ Crazy both oftentimes chose to go one route: the options that best served the fans and the people. M$P and I, on the other hand, chose the options that best served ourselves. No matter how you slice it, it has to be ONE side and ONE side only or one can never be successful within the world of wrestling.
It is with this vein of thinking I am ready to unleash a literary masterwork onto the world. With the consideration of such works as Niccolo Machiavelli's "The Prince" and Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto (the latter of which I stole a copy from the Masked Mister), I present:
How To Be Great and Substantial Wrestler
By: 'Ali al-Ashataru, CSM
(Subtitle: How To Be A Great Heel)
The main point to be made here is that is more to gain from choosing to do thing from a personal benefit standpoint than for the greater good. The greater good can sometimes be disguised as being for the worst intentions or for something that benefits the company as opposed to the greater good, which is the force you are trying to serve in the first place. To serve personal benefits is a far better goal because the goals are clearer and your objective is streamlined and easier to reach. Of course, there are many tactics that need to be employed to accomplish personal objectives.
Accomplishing personal objectives is not a goal that reprehensible by any means whatsoever; as a matter of fact, it is consequently more admirable than serving an undefinable "greater good". One key way to get to the objective of finishing personal goals is exploitation. Whether it be a physical or emotional handicap, a key lesson to be learned is that exploitation of this aspect can lead to situations which include promotion, reward or even accomplishment of personal objectives. Another key point can be to exploit nationality, no matter how small it may be. For instance, the Masked Mister was born in Russia, emigrated to Canada and is a firm believer in the communist government. By exploiting these three facts, no matter how small or insignifcant they may seem, he was able to land a high-profile feud with Jiggie Joe and a legacy that is not to be denied. The over-blown exploitation of handicaps and nationalities, as well as personal beliefs (see Playswit, Rev. Himself), can lead to big "pushes" within the wrestling world.
Key lesson two is that no one is better than you. What leads this point? Well, the simple fact remains that no one is perfect. A good planner will collect dirt on anyone who could possibly reprimand him for actions that are not deemed "kosher". When confronted with allegations of cheap and/or dirty tactics, it is best practice to deny them and not recall them happening in the first place (because they never did, you gather?). If the evidence is unrelenting, recall something they did that proves them to be imperfect and declare that they are in no authority to judge you. Tell them you are serving the "undefinable greater good" by your actions and that you have no time to even consider their allegations or insuations to be taking seriously.
There will be more to come. I promise you that on my VIW World Heavyweight Championship reign.
One more thing; I happened to see ROW the other day working the fishyard or docks or whatever you chose to call it, and he is even fatter than I remember. When I spoke to him, he could not even recall VIW, nonemoresuch Sgt. Stutter, it's greatest wrestler. He told me he has no intentions to return, and can't even remember what he had for lunch the other day. In conclusion, ROW is a no guy. I wouldn't put any money on Evil Eye either.
Khoda hafez,
Sgt. Stutter