FORBIDDEN FRUIT BY TO BE REVEALED [LFWS #4 ROUND 1]
Title: Forbidden Fruit
Author: To be revealed
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Genre(s): Humor (I hope)
Character(s): Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc., no infringements of any rights is intended.
Prompt for the Round: Write a fic in first person using an inanimate object as POV. Must feature at least one member from the team but it can also have anyone else. The fic must start with "I am".
FORBIDDEN FRUIT by TO BE REVEALED
I am a lemon. Fake lemon, actually. Just a Styrofoam blob with a hard yellow coating.
I am hidden strategically under piles of sweaty t-shirts and BDUs.
I am old and useless. I sat around on a dusty shelf in a dollar store, then on a dusty doily in an old lady’s house, and now I sit around under smelly laundry. (Personally, I prefer dust.)
I am not very exciting.
But every few weeks or so, when McKay’s annoyance level is high - when McKay is annoyed with everyone and when everyone is annoyed with McKay - I get pulled out from under the piles of clothes and stashed in the front pocket of Sheppard’s combat vest… Just in case.
Author: To be revealed
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Genre(s): Humor (I hope)
Character(s): Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
Disclaimer: Stargate belongs to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc., no infringements of any rights is intended.
Prompt for the Round: Write a fic in first person using an inanimate object as POV. Must feature at least one member from the team but it can also have anyone else. The fic must start with "I am".
FORBIDDEN FRUIT by TO BE REVEALED
I am a lemon. Fake lemon, actually. Just a Styrofoam blob with a hard yellow coating.
I am hidden strategically under piles of sweaty t-shirts and BDUs.
I am old and useless. I sat around on a dusty shelf in a dollar store, then on a dusty doily in an old lady’s house, and now I sit around under smelly laundry. (Personally, I prefer dust.)
I am not very exciting.
But every few weeks or so, when McKay’s annoyance level is high - when McKay is annoyed with everyone and when everyone is annoyed with McKay - I get pulled out from under the piles of clothes and stashed in the front pocket of Sheppard’s combat vest… Just in case.