Ten ways to get Rodney McKay to sleep with you
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Author: Ginny
Feedback: please. It’s my first Atlantis story
Author’s notes: Written for the documentation challenge.
From the private journal of Major John Sheppard, military commander of Atlantis:
October 18, 2005
Ten Ways to get Rodney McKay to sleep with you:
1.Give him coffee, lots of coffee. If you don’t get to sleep with him you can at least hear his orgasmic noises when he drinks it.
2. Find him a ZPM or better yet two.
3. Be intelligent but not as intelligent as him.
4. Feed his ego because an arrogant Rodney is a happy Rodney.
5. Give him chocolate, preferably dark chocolate.
6. See number 1.
7. Give him your extra rations of power bars and MRE’s.
8. Don’t forget his citrus allergy.
9. Give him you desert at dinner.
10.Tell him that Atlantis would sink without him because it’s the truth.
October 22, 2005:Note to self, Rodney is as easy as I thought he was.