Imagine canon Daniel visiting an AU plagued by fanon "incidences."
Saint Daniel. The horror of Mary Sue. Obsession with pie. Obligatory whumping for no reason other than the sake of subsequent comfort. Glaring plotholes and the total absence of logic. Even magnets!
Of course, since Teal'c pwns all, he gets to remain relatively sane throughout...
sg_betty had me grinning and laughing out loud in turns with this absolutely hilarious crackfic. Trust me, it will totally make your day!
Daniel in Wonderland is rated "PG-16" and is gen, although there are references to various fanon pairings.
Go read!