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sg_fignewton

The Daniel Jackson Theory of Hairy Relativity (G)

Feb 16, 2009 13:46

Whee! My first contribution to the Gen Battle! aurora_novarum, I think you're going to like this one. :)

Total cracky silliness, set in late S4. The prompt: team, it's all about the hair. 570 words. Rated G.

Edit December 2011: Now complete with illustration by ratcreature! Check out her other work at www.ratcreature.net. :)

( The Daniel Jackson Theory of Hairy Relativity )

stargate sg-1 silliness, my sg-1 fic

Comments 61

sg_wonderland February 16 2009, 12:53:41 UTC

You are indeed correct, it is all about the hair! Funny, funny stuff.

sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 14:56:06 UTC

Thank you! Glad you liked it. :)

with_apostrophe February 16 2009, 13:26:47 UTC

"Did they drug him with something else before they dragged us in here?"

"I'm not sure, sir," Sam answers. "Maybe those knock-out darts are reacting badly to his antihistamines." She pauses, then adds thoughtfully, "Or it might just be Daniel. It's sometimes hard to tell."

Hhehehehehehe.

Oh I enjoyed this very much. Very funny, and true for the AUs! More hair = BAD.

Bonus points for the caterpillar, and Teal'c with dreadlocks - I'm failing to picture that one!

sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 14:56:51 UTC

Hee! You quoted my favorite bit! :D

Teal'c with Ronon-style hair? You mean it doesn't compute? ;)

with_apostrophe February 16 2009, 16:17:12 UTC

Can you imagine if Daniel was on speed? You wouldn't be able to understand ANYTHING he said! Daniel on caffeine

Does not compute. No.

Hmm - maybe SHORT dreads... or twists... no - my imagination is lacking!

sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 17:29:46 UTC

You know that SGA two-parter that starred Daniel and Rodney? I read somewhere that the writers were able to make the script nearly twice as long, because of how fast those two can talk. :)

Hey, if TBFTGOG Teal'c could sport a ponytail, anything is possible...

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night_spear1287 February 16 2009, 13:28:10 UTC

Haha!

Non-reg-hair!Sam and chin-caterpillar!Teal'c and floppy-hair!Daniel. They need to get Jack into the "I once had weird hair" club :)

sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 14:58:51 UTC

Not unless we go back to his MacGuyver days! Of course, movie!Jack had some pretty floppy hair himself before he got reactivated...

And, of course, there's the gray hair thing. So we can squish Jack in there if we really want to. :a

cyren_2132 February 17 2009, 15:16:55 UTC

There's always Jack's mood hair. I can never remember the episode unless I'm watching it, but there's one where it's like three different shades over the course of an episode. And I think back when it was just starting to go gray, but they were still trying to dye it and it just looked patchy and bad.

sg_fignewton February 17 2009, 16:50:55 UTC

Oooh, which ep was that? I have got to go back for a second look.

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hee! maranya14 February 16 2009, 13:47:49 UTC

OK - firstly, this needs a beverage warning and secondly? I can't get the image of Jackson and O'Neill with 'shoulder-length hair and flowing beards' out of my mind now. O'Neill looks like Gandalf, and Daniel looks like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Yes, I blame you. :-)

Re: hee! sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 14:59:32 UTC

::grins:: I will consider beverage warnings in the future!

Jack as Gandalf. Heh heh heh...

pepper_field February 16 2009, 13:51:35 UTC

Ahaha! It is! It is all about the hair! Daniel's so smart. *g* Very funny.

sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 15:00:07 UTC

::nods sagely::

It takes a Daniel to notice these things, of course. :)