The Daniel Jackson Theory of Hairy Relativity (G)

[sg_fignewton]

Whee! My first contribution to the Gen Battle! aurora_novarum, I think you're going to like this one. :)

Total cracky silliness, set in late S4. The prompt: team, it's all about the hair. 570 words. Rated G.

Edit December 2011: Now complete with illustration by ratcreature! Check out her other work at www.ratcreature.net. :)

Comments

[with_apostrophe]

"Did they drug him with something else before they dragged us in here?"

"I'm not sure, sir," Sam answers. "Maybe those knock-out darts are reacting badly to his antihistamines." She pauses, then adds thoughtfully, "Or it might just be Daniel. It's sometimes hard to tell."

Hhehehehehehe.

Oh I enjoyed this very much. Very funny, and true for the AUs! More hair = BAD.

Bonus points for the caterpillar, and Teal'c with dreadlocks - I'm failing to picture that one!

[sg_fignewton]

Hee! You quoted my favorite bit! :D

Teal'c with Ronon-style hair? You mean it doesn't compute? ;)

[with_apostrophe]

Can you imagine if Daniel was on speed? You wouldn't be able to understand ANYTHING he said! Daniel on caffeine

Does not compute. No.

Hmm - maybe SHORT dreads... or twists... no - my imagination is lacking!

[sg_fignewton]

You know that SGA two-parter that starred Daniel and Rodney? I read somewhere that the writers were able to make the script nearly twice as long, because of how fast those two can talk. :)

Hey, if TBFTGOG Teal'c could sport a ponytail, anything is possible...

[with_apostrophe]

Oh that ponytail! *shudders*

Hmm - I notice I didn't finish a sentence I started above. I was going to say that Daniel on caffeine is bad enough...

LOL about the season 5 two parter. I've heard people complaining about their heads hurting from all the fast talking. Personally I love it - and am amazed at how they still manage to enunciate so clearly.

[cyren_2132]

I read somewhere that the writers were able to make the script nearly twice as long, because of how fast those two can talk. :)

That's actually one thing I didn't like about that episode, because it felt less like "Here's a good story with people you like," and more like a deliberate speed-talking contest.

But I enjoyed this fic a lot. Daniel definitely sounded hopped up on something.

[sg_wonderland]

Perhaps we can persuade some of our more art-endowed pals to render a manip of this....wake up, Magnavox, we need you!

[with_apostrophe]

I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry. I think it might end up as laughing that turns into crying.