Challenge #45

[nerca_beyul]

I have a day full of weddings and crap to do, therefore I have to do this kind of early today.

Challenge #44 is now closed.
Stargate Weekly Challenges, Challenge #45
100 to 1000 words about...
AN ANNOYANCE
Your additional, optional prompt is: "Why do you have to be so irritating?"

Poll Voting for awards #44.