1. Senator Kinsey. That blowhard, with his holier-than-God attitude will get them all killed some day. And by all, he means the entire planet. Every man, woman and child. Plus, the man is simply annoying, ya know?
2. MFD. The way Major Davis looks at Daniel, practically drooling. It's disgusting. The man has no pride. Go back to the Pentagon, why don'tcha? Papers need pushing. Scat!
3. The endearing and ever-helpful ways of the Tok'ra. You just cannot trust a snake. Sorry, Jacob.
4. Colonel Frank Simmons. Slime personified. The sneering face and the oily voice. He'll get his someday, and Jack just hopes he's there to see it happen.
5. Shyla Ke'ra that bitch Hathor Anise Inappropriate behavior, or the expression of inappropriate feelings, towards any member of his team.
Jack's five pet peeves.green_grrlOctober 6 2006, 21:59:45 UTC
1. He is. Not. Getting. His. Goddamned. Memos.
2. The mirror closest to his locker he swears has a warp in it. Every time he looks in it he has a moment of terror his ass is really that fat. It's not. Is it? He needs to replace that frickin' thing
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Jack's Five Pet Peeves...starglyphOctober 13 2006, 04:09:33 UTC
Jack stared at the form entitled: 'U.S.A.F. Form #847-11-mpr.05 (revised 1999) Mandatory Psychological Review Questionnaire Page 11 of 16'. The non-regulation, fuschia post-it note on the front stated: ‘Colonel O’Neill, This form is three months overdue. If not turned into my office by the 19th of this month, I will be required to advise General Hammond to remove you from field duty until completion of same. There were two signatures, MacKenzie’s and Hammond’s
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1. Senator Kinsey. That blowhard, with his holier-than-God attitude will get them all killed some day. And by all, he means the entire planet. Every man, woman and child. Plus, the man is simply annoying, ya know?
2. MFD. The way Major Davis looks at Daniel, practically drooling. It's disgusting. The man has no pride. Go back to the Pentagon, why don'tcha? Papers need pushing. Scat!
3. The endearing and ever-helpful ways of the Tok'ra. You just cannot trust a snake. Sorry, Jacob.
4. Colonel Frank Simmons. Slime personified. The sneering face and the oily voice. He'll get his someday, and Jack just hopes he's there to see it happen.
5. Shyla Ke'ra that bitch Hathor Anise Inappropriate behavior, or the expression of inappropriate feelings, towards any member of his team.
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MFD! LOL
GMTA! I got Simmons in one of mine, here, somewhere.
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They killed off Simmons way too soon.
(I hope MFD isn't copyright infringement!)
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(which would also be infringement, we just don't care about that kind)
*g*
That's also, I think, is the first MFD icon I have ever seen. But then the places I go, he doesn't visit much.
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2. The mirror closest to his locker he swears has a warp in it. Every time he looks in it he has a moment of terror his ass is really that fat. It's not. Is it? He needs to replace that frickin' thing ( ... )
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*snort, snicker, guffaw*
Oh, poor, poor, poor Jack.
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Poor Janet! She's really a nice person. Really!
I'm with Jack on #5. What else would there be to do except retire? LOL
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#5 is the bestest! :-D
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Thanks bunches!
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