Jack's five pet peeves.green_grrlOctober 6 2006, 21:59:45 UTC
1. He is. Not. Getting. His. Goddamned. Memos.
2. The mirror closest to his locker he swears has a warp in it. Every time he looks in it he has a moment of terror his ass is really that fat. It's not. Is it? He needs to replace that frickin' thing.
3. Going off world? Penlight, needle in the ass, blood draw. Coming back home? Penlight, needle in the ass, blood draw, MRI. And Fraiser wonders why gate teams try to avoid their annual physicals. Like they're not already sick of the infirmary after twice a week, every week.
4. Goa'uld: parasites in your brain, obnoxiously arrogant, overwhelmingly garish fashion sense, seem to have it in for SG-1, relentless about killing Tok'ra.
Tok'ra: parasites in your brain, obnoxiously arrogant, mind-numbingly boring fashion sense (well, except for Miss Frederick's of Hollywood), seem to have it in for SG-1, relentless about killing Goa'uld.
Snakes. He can't stand any of them -- they all drive him nuts. Except Jacob. Usually. And maybe Marty.
5. Between Daniel's "Ooo, look, a rock with writing over here," and Carter's, "Oh, interesting energy readings over there," and Teal'c's, "I am honor bound to go do a Jaffa revenge thing now," it's a miracle his team is still together and in one piece. Mostly because they tend to only lose one at a time. One of these days he swears they're going to hit a planet and all three of them will take off in different directions at once, and that is the day he will damn well retire.
Re: Jack's five pet peeves.starglyphOctober 17 2006, 01:19:57 UTC
1-So Jack! 2-Hey now! Is that nice? Can I look and give him a second opionon? ;-0 3-Again with the ass! 4-Ha and ha and yeah 5-Excellent! My favorite! *pets Jack*
Re: Jack's five pet peeves.whimsicalwhimsNovember 13 2006, 04:02:27 UTC
These are all great, but #5-
One of these days he swears they're going to hit a planet and all three of them will take off in different directions at once, and that is the day he will damn well retire.
2. The mirror closest to his locker he swears has a warp in it. Every time he looks in it he has a moment of terror his ass is really that fat. It's not. Is it? He needs to replace that frickin' thing.
3. Going off world? Penlight, needle in the ass, blood draw. Coming back home? Penlight, needle in the ass, blood draw, MRI. And Fraiser wonders why gate teams try to avoid their annual physicals. Like they're not already sick of the infirmary after twice a week, every week.
4. Goa'uld: parasites in your brain, obnoxiously arrogant, overwhelmingly garish fashion sense, seem to have it in for SG-1, relentless about killing Tok'ra.
Tok'ra: parasites in your brain, obnoxiously arrogant, mind-numbingly boring fashion sense (well, except for Miss Frederick's of Hollywood), seem to have it in for SG-1, relentless about killing Goa'uld.
Snakes. He can't stand any of them -- they all drive him nuts. Except Jacob. Usually. And maybe Marty.
5. Between Daniel's "Ooo, look, a rock with writing over here," and Carter's, "Oh, interesting energy readings over there," and Teal'c's, "I am honor bound to go do a Jaffa revenge thing now," it's a miracle his team is still together and in one piece. Mostly because they tend to only lose one at a time. One of these days he swears they're going to hit a planet and all three of them will take off in different directions at once, and that is the day he will damn well retire.
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*snort, snicker, guffaw*
Oh, poor, poor, poor Jack.
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Poor Janet! She's really a nice person. Really!
I'm with Jack on #5. What else would there be to do except retire? LOL
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2-Hey now! Is that nice? Can I look and give him a second opionon? ;-0
3-Again with the ass!
4-Ha and ha and yeah
5-Excellent! My favorite! *pets Jack*
*hugs you!*
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Mmmm... *pets it more*
;-)
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#1 makes me laugh.
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One of these days he swears they're going to hit a planet and all three of them will take off in different directions at once, and that is the day he will damn well retire.
-is funny because it's true!
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Thank you!
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