Five things that Jack Wants to be when he grows up - 4 and 5coinduFebruary 5 2007, 06:30:38 UTC
~*~ 4 ~*~ “RUN!” Jack fired a continuous stream of shots at the Jaffa as he did his best to run full-tilt while heading backwards and helping Carter drag Teal’c’s limp body. Daniel, that Gate better be dialed when we get there, or I’ll wring your neck myself!
A final round of shots went out before they fell through the wormhole into the Gateroom in a tangle of legs and guns.
“Medical team to the Gateroom!” Jack heard echo over the loudspeaker. No, it’s all right, he’ll be okay, just unconscio...oh, screw it.
Daniel and Carter didn’t speak either, preferring to remain collapsed on the ramp and catch their breath. Jack forced the words out of his tired brain. “You guys okay?”
Two limp nods and a groan answered him. The med team came barreling in with a stretcher just as Teal’c sat up and rubbed his head. “O’Neill.”
“Yeah, T?”
“What happened?”
“Believe me, bud, you do not want to know.” Looking at his bedraggled team, Jack said, “That’s it. I’ve changed my mind. When I grow up, I want to be an accountant.”
A fireman. Well, he gets to put out fires all the time. Just not with a hose or chemicals. And he doesn't like wearing the helmet these days. But, check
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Very Jack and very fun!
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Spoilers: Kinsey’s a turd, but anyone who’s seen even five seconds of his character knows that, so none.
~*~ 1 ~*~ The kid’s swirling his licorice rope over his head as he rides the Meijer one-cent pony. “Look, Daddy, I’m a cowboy ( ... )
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“RUN!” Jack fired a continuous stream of shots at the Jaffa as he did his best to run full-tilt while heading backwards and helping Carter drag Teal’c’s limp body. Daniel, that Gate better be dialed when we get there, or I’ll wring your neck myself!
A final round of shots went out before they fell through the wormhole into the Gateroom in a tangle of legs and guns.
“Medical team to the Gateroom!” Jack heard echo over the loudspeaker. No, it’s all right, he’ll be okay, just unconscio...oh, screw it.
Daniel and Carter didn’t speak either, preferring to remain collapsed on the ramp and catch their breath. Jack forced the words out of his tired brain. “You guys okay?”
Two limp nods and a groan answered him. The med team came barreling in with a stretcher just as Teal’c sat up and rubbed his head. “O’Neill.”
“Yeah, T?”
“What happened?”
“Believe me, bud, you do not want to know.” Looking at his bedraggled team, Jack said, “That’s it. I’ve changed my mind. When I grow up, I want to be an accountant.”
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Daniel got it so right, and Kinsey got what was coming to him! Yay!
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Also, I've heard that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Daniel clearly understands that Jack subscribes to that theory. :)
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