7 Reasons Daniel and Vala haven't knocked boots.muffinlips146April 20 2008, 20:38:48 UTC
The Five Seven reasons Daniel hasn't slept with Vala spoilers for (in no particular order) Need, Broca Divide, Hathor, Past and Present,the Gamekeeper, every Sha're episode, every Osirus/Sarah episode.
1. The last women he slept with was the 'destroyer of worlds'.
2. The women before that was a suicidal princess who got him addicted to the sarcophagus.
3. The "woman" before that was Hathor.
4. The woman before that was a cavewoman.
5.The woman before that was his wife, Sha're, who ended up snaked, pregnant by another man and dead.
6. The woman before that was Sarah, who also ended up snaked.
7. Every woman that Daniel has ever loved, from his mother, to his wife, ended up worse for having had him in their life. Daniel cares about Vala too much to put her through that.
Five reasons Daniel hasn't slept with Vala yetsidljApril 27 2008, 03:17:14 UTC
1. He’s kept far too busy being the filling in a Sam’n’Cam sandwich. And he’s not quite as young as he used to be. In other words, he’s getting more than enough sex already.
2. He knows Landry’s watching them very closely. He prefers to assume that it’s purely professional, because if it’s some kind of personal jealousy thing, he doesn’t want to know which one of them Landry’s got the hots for. Really doesn’t want to know. But he has a creepy feeling
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1. Oh come on, like he’s going to get naked with her.
Excluding the possibility that it’s not just a trick so she can steal his clothes and lock him out of his quarters buck nekkid (again), there’s the equal possibility that she’d do the exact same thing afterwards, anyway.
Daniel feels much more prepared to handle things - like really mad SFs and unpredictable alien devices Vala’s smuggled on to base - while he’s wearing pants, thank you very much.
He needs every advantage over her that he can get, and that includes being clothed.
2. She could steal his sperm.
He is not being ridiculous. She totally could, why or for what he can’t imagine. (Okay, so he can imagine. Multiple scenarios, in fact. Not because he’s paranoid but because he knows her.)
So he’d have to take precautions that would be really conspicuous, and then she’d ask why. Daniel would probably tell her, end up sounding mean and crazy, and this is another scenario where he ends up naked in the corridor.
These are hilarious, and I can so imagine that intercom announcement... but in the end Daniel's just too uncertain. Things going well is very nearly his worst case scenario!
Because despite what everyone, especially Vala, seems to think he actually doesn’t like her that much.
Because he doesn’t want Ba’als sloppy seconds
Because he’s still in love with Shar’e
Because when he posed as Yu’s lotar he awoke aboard the ship to find that he had been castrated. Apparently it was standard for male slaves at these summits but no-one had told him, and apart from the SGC doctors he hadn’t told anyone either
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spoilers for (in no particular order) Need, Broca Divide, Hathor, Past and Present,the Gamekeeper, every Sha're episode, every Osirus/Sarah episode.
1. The last women he slept with was the 'destroyer of worlds'.
2. The women before that was a suicidal princess who got him addicted to the sarcophagus.
3. The "woman" before that was Hathor.
4. The woman before that was a cavewoman.
5.The woman before that was his wife, Sha're, who ended up snaked, pregnant by another man and dead.
6. The woman before that was Sarah, who also ended up snaked.
7. Every woman that Daniel has ever loved, from his mother, to his wife, ended up worse for having had him in their life. Daniel cares about Vala too much to put her through that.
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OK, I'm over it.
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2. He knows Landry’s watching them very closely. He prefers to assume that it’s purely professional, because if it’s some kind of personal jealousy thing, he doesn’t want to know which one of them Landry’s got the hots for. Really doesn’t want to know. But he has a creepy feeling ( ... )
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Excluding the possibility that it’s not just a trick so she can steal his clothes and lock him out of his quarters buck nekkid (again), there’s the equal possibility that she’d do the exact same thing afterwards, anyway.
Daniel feels much more prepared to handle things - like really mad SFs and unpredictable alien devices Vala’s smuggled on to base - while he’s wearing pants, thank you very much.
He needs every advantage over her that he can get, and that includes being clothed.
2. She could steal his sperm.
He is not being ridiculous. She totally could, why or for what he can’t imagine. (Okay, so he can imagine. Multiple scenarios, in fact. Not because he’s paranoid but because he knows her.)
So he’d have to take precautions that would be really conspicuous, and then she’d ask why. Daniel would probably tell her, end up sounding mean and crazy, and this is another scenario where he ends up naked in the corridor.
3. Because everyone would know ( ... )
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Because despite what everyone, especially Vala, seems to think he actually doesn’t like her that much.
Because he doesn’t want Ba’als sloppy seconds
Because he’s still in love with Shar’e
Because when he posed as Yu’s lotar he awoke aboard the ship to find that he had been castrated. Apparently it was standard for male slaves at these summits but no-one had told him, and apart from the SGC doctors he hadn’t told anyone either
Because she’s a man
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*snickers at #5*
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#4 - hmmmm,disturbing , yet intriguing as a premise for a AU
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