Five reasons Daniel hasn't slept with Vala yetsidljApril 27 2008, 03:17:14 UTC
1. He’s kept far too busy being the filling in a Sam’n’Cam sandwich. And he’s not quite as young as he used to be. In other words, he’s getting more than enough sex already.
2. He knows Landry’s watching them very closely. He prefers to assume that it’s purely professional, because if it’s some kind of personal jealousy thing, he doesn’t want to know which one of them Landry’s got the hots for. Really doesn’t want to know. But he has a creepy feeling….
3. She scares him. The wild eyes and all those teeth. He’d rather she stayed far, far away from certain parts of his body that he’s particularly attached to.
4. Jack has told him in no uncertain terms to keep his hands off. Frankly, he doesn’t see how it’s any of Jack’s business… running off to Washington just when things were starting to get interesting between the two of them… reducing Daniel to jerking off in the company of a holographic image, when warm flesh next to his is what he’s really craving… who knows what Jack really gets up to as he makes the rounds of the Pentagon’s social circuit… their goodbye sex sucked, because Daniel was pissed off, which wasn’t as much of a turn-on as you might think… make-up sex would be good, would be great, would be the best sex ever… frustration is just not a good enough reason to cheat on the insensitive jerk he loves.
5. He likes to be the one who does the asking. And Vala’s barely let him get a word in edgewise yet. Her loss. There are plenty of other fish in the SGC.
2. He knows Landry’s watching them very closely. He prefers to assume that it’s purely professional, because if it’s some kind of personal jealousy thing, he doesn’t want to know which one of them Landry’s got the hots for. Really doesn’t want to know. But he has a creepy feeling….
3. She scares him. The wild eyes and all those teeth. He’d rather she stayed far, far away from certain parts of his body that he’s particularly attached to.
4. Jack has told him in no uncertain terms to keep his hands off. Frankly, he doesn’t see how it’s any of Jack’s business… running off to Washington just when things were starting to get interesting between the two of them… reducing Daniel to jerking off in the company of a holographic image, when warm flesh next to his is what he’s really craving… who knows what Jack really gets up to as he makes the rounds of the Pentagon’s social circuit… their goodbye sex sucked, because Daniel was pissed off, which wasn’t as much of a turn-on as you might think… make-up sex would be good, would be great, would be the best sex ever… frustration is just not a good enough reason to cheat on the insensitive jerk he loves.
5. He likes to be the one who does the asking. And Vala’s barely let him get a word in edgewise yet. Her loss. There are plenty of other fish in the SGC.
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*shivers*
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So *now* Daniel takes orders from Jack. Love makes you do crazy things.
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Poor Hank, gets no love. ;-( (boy, a frowny wink looks strange!)
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