I Now Own a Set of Nipple Clamps
Also, I now have a new Zen QuoteTM (Warning: Some Wikipedia links may not be entirely worksafe):
Monica: "So, Zen, how was the Folsom Street Fair?"
Zen: "It was great; there was lots of nudity. Nick, I got you something..." [pulls out what appears to be a set of alligator clips] "...a set of nipple clamps."
Sfida: "... ... ...Thanks? Um...wow. Oh! That must've been the 'World's Biggest Leather and Rubber Party' that we heard about on the radio this morning coming back from dim sum. Why did you buy me a set of nipple clamps?"
Zen: "Because didn't we used to make fun of your nipples in Sendai?"
Sfida: "No. We did? I don't remember this. What's wrong with my nipples?"
Everyone: "NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL." [whistle, look away nervously]
Monica: "So, Zen, how was the Folsom Street Fair?"
Zen: "It was great; there was lots of nudity. Nick, I got you something..." [pulls out what appears to be a set of alligator clips] "...a set of nipple clamps."
Sfida: "... ... ...Thanks? Um...wow. Oh! That must've been the 'World's Biggest Leather and Rubber Party' that we heard about on the radio this morning coming back from dim sum. Why did you buy me a set of nipple clamps?"
Zen: "Because didn't we used to make fun of your nipples in Sendai?"
Sfida: "No. We did? I don't remember this. What's wrong with my nipples?"
Everyone: "NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL." [whistle, look away nervously]