This audition explains my whole life trying to be a GA fan rn
Click to viewSo I already am not seeing the turr & my success buying from the universal music site just now...
"The following items cannot be delivered to North America."
all of parlophone know me, i''ve been singing call the shots all my life, all around the towns and everyfing. I'm an extremely dedicated fan.
So you know what
, I sent an email to universal saying "What kind of label are you? You're shit rach5 you know these £30 pound paper albums are shit and that is the truth of the matter rach21, whatever album you sell ill buy it just give me the goddamn album & turr tickets then pls cause youre holding big WALLS over my face as a Girls Aloud fan.
im just too goddamn good"
For those of you unaware of Rachel's massive worldwide success last era, consult this lovely post
SHE IS A FUCKING LEGEND, i already purchased RAMAZING
PRESS RELEASE: POP SUPERSTAR RACHEL LESTER RELEASES RAMAZING: BETTER THAN MADONNA
Rachel Lester is back with her new offering. The Better Than Madonna singer has already managed to sell upwards of 7 billion in preorders alone worldwide. With the most anticipated release of the millenium, Lester has definitely set the bar high.
Rachel has invited the queen of pop Britney Spears and some flop artists as Jlo, Micki Ninaj... to work with to save their careers.
Including tracks Till The Audition Ends and On The Sugar Floor (Ooh Ooh), Mrs. Lester has recorded some excellent pop tunes. Pop Justice gave the album a 6 star rating because it was better than their favorite 5 star EP's.
iTunes is offering a deluxe edition for $200 that you can only get there and at Target in stores. HMV.com also have a special edition for $180. The standard edition goes for $150, and for Rachel fans, the price is well worth it. Due to the increasing demand of nearly everyone on the planet wanting Lester's EP's the price just had to be set high.
Fans were interviewed at the album signing today at 12am in Cardiff, Wales (Rachel's hometown):
"Ay, Rachel is just my everything, ya. We came all the way from St. Mellons in Cardiff and bought hotel tickets to be here when the Queen arrived. Rachel is everything I strive to be as a person, her music gets me through hard times."
Another fan traveled all accross the world to see Mrs. Lester:
"l是我的生命！！我非常愛她，絕對不要錯過這個機會."
Rachel seemed casual about the album signing. She kept fans originally waiting for 3 hours in the cold rain. When Lester arrived, the crowd miraculously lit up. Lester had this to say: "at this point I really don't care ya know, i've got all this talent right and no one compares, so if i'm late you can all kiss my a*$. i'm just too god damn good".
Buy Ramazing: Better Than Madonna TODAY!
In stores, iTunes, amazon.com.
you can buy it here: itunes.com/rachellester/ramazing-betterthanmadonna
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Special thank to the flawless member Dance Again of Rachel team, who leaked the full album:
The Standard Version
01. Till The Audition Ends (ft Britney Spears)
Prod. by Dr. Luke & Max Martin
02. On The Sugar Floor (Ooh Ooh) (ft J.Lo)
Prod. by RedOne
03. Scariest Glare (All The Chidren Go) (ft Wil.i.am)
Prod. by Fraser T. Smith
04. We Found Our CDs
Prod. by Calvin Harris
05. Poke Simon's Face
Prod. by RedOne
06. And Then We Use (Rachel's Shampoo)
Prod. by Junkie XL
07. Mrs.Natural Raw Talent (Yeah)
Prod. by Marcel Prodan
08. X Factor Time
Prod. by Warning
09. Goddess Of Pop
Prod. by Avicii
10. Gimme More, Bitches!
Prod. by Danja
LISTEN to her album now HERE
the press release is from exhale, i'm not that cray
that's all
