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May 13, 2005 09:01

I think Godzilla is aspiring to be an engineer. At least in some weird kitten society. Or, well, maybe just a good ol' thief.... or artist. A lot of cats get into stuff they shouldn't, be it cupboards, trash, toilets, dresser drawers, closets.... And sometimes they drag stuff into or out of those places that they really shouldn't... (examples: I've heard about a cat that looks for leftovers and drags odd things out of the kitchen garbage.... and about a hilarious cat with a propensity for throwing just about everything in the toilet (to play 'sink or float', obviously!...)

No, no... 'Zilla builds and arranges things that I leave out. Last time I left for the weekend I came home to find (oooh, I should have taken a picture!!) an odd arrangement of items I shall call 'Composition in Black'. Yeah, somehow he managed to carefully stack a large camera case atop a handful of black socks from the nearby drawer, broke the locking mechanism off my bedroom window and placed that on top of the camera case, strung am unused USB cable throughout the whole thing like a strand of x-mas lights, and then even roped off his little project with his leash in a semi-circle about a foot from everything. Oh, and to be a bit more disturbing, managed to find a credit card on my desk and set it in the windowsill of the bedroom window that no longer locks... (inviting people to break in? or informing them that he accepts VISA?).

I still think throwing things in the toilet is funnier.... as long as it isn't my stuff.

Can't wait to see what the kid's got planned for his new arch enemy, the lint roller.
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