B t B! Boycott the Bone!

We don't need any stinkin' Bones in our back yard. Oust her ass.
Dig?
Fuck yes you do. Because Bone = Butt!

-Sex

p.hart s.kills: Not

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For your information!!!!!!!!!!
L. Bone hacked into my mainframe and destroyed my reputation!
Please do not pay attention to the previous three entries; I had no part in them.
I can only apologize for her evil, and wash my hands of her decision.
Let us simply close our eyes and banish the horrid images she has cast in our minds.
Godspeed!

-Sex

Today I went to class...I was pretty thirsty. So I brought four water bottles full of shit with me. People thought I was pretty disgusting; but they don't know what they're missing. Then after class I was hungry, so of course I ate more poo (being the poo sucker that I am). No matter how much I can never feel satisfied with the amount of poo I've ( Read more... )

P.S. Now that I snort my own excrement I am THE BIGGEST stinky whistle if every there was one....And it truely is amazing...no joke.

I love to chug my own fecal matter through a straw up my nose. When I discovered how awesome shit was I knew the excitment that Archimedes must have felt when discovering buoyancy...EUREKA I'VE FOUND IT! I suck it up like a coke addict would snort drugs...HARD and FREQUENTLY!!! Mmm-Mmm feces!!!

-Sex

I was just chilling over here at Jess' and I started listening to some Zeppelin.
I have successfully determined that Led Zeppelin is the best band in the world.
They simply rock harder and keep one's attention through and through.
If you aren't sure what music to listen to right now, do yourself a favor and listen to some fuckin' Zeppelin!

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World,
This last weekend was spent well. I've been able to take care of some things that have nagged me for a few weeks now. Apparently I missed a fun night on Friday at WWU. I apologize. I was viewing, "I, Robot," with my parents in Woodinville. --I know you all understand.

My left hand feels crampy. That is all.

Love,
Sex

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