Sex Meme because Lachie dared me to
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Preferrably sensual, but I don't mind it rough sometimes
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Same sex
3. How often do you like to have sex?
As much as possible... which admittedly can't always be 'often'
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Not always, but I think it's important in a relationship
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Yes
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
Not anymore, but it was a hobby in the past
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Well, I'm married now, so no, but in the past, they could be fun
8. How many one night stands have you had?
A lot
9. What's your favorite position?
Bottom on top... I know it sounds complicated, but it's really not
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Bed or shower
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Sure have
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
You usually need something before gay sex, but 15-20 minutes is usually the norm, I'd say
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Interchangeable, or simultaneous
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Extensively
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
I've never been quiet during sex, and do have my loud moments
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
In between? I like them to be vocal, encouragements, dirty talk, you name it
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
I wish I could be ethical here and say no, but size has always mattered for me
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Fifteen
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
One
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Rimming
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Yeah, and I like watching my partner do the same
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
One person
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
I think this would be a yes... and a hell yes
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
On the dancefloor at a nightclub, I did it on a pool table at the back of a bar once, too
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Under a waterfall
27. Have you ever done porn?
Not professionally, but the ol' camera in the bedroom trick... sure
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
No
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
No way
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
Never cheated, and don't want to talk about it
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
My partner, feeling good
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
It usually depends on my partners preference because I'm interchangeable
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
It depends on the type of episode. If it's a quickie, one usually suffices, but a full on love making session can be three or four
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Sure, isn't that natural?
35. Could you live without sex?
Yeah, and have done
36. How often do you find sex boring?
I've never found it boring
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
A typical one? Including foreplay? Half an hour or so?
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Absolutely
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Absolutely
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Sure, a few times
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Foursome is my highest
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Too many times to count
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Yes, but I was on a break
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Um, yes...
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Watersports, scat, bondage, with kids or animals, blood play, breath play... I could go on forever
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yes
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Have done
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Watching my partner touch themselves
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Five or six, but I don't have as much stamina these days
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Probably not now I'm married, but I have in the past
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
Um, yes, but it was accident and I think I scarred him for life
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Fuck, no. Never
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Probably at least three times a week
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
In a car... stuck in a traffic jam
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
Um, seven years older than me, I think
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Most of the times, sometimes no, for obvious reasons
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I hope so, but it's doubtful if I'll live to 70
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Threw up once, farted during foreplay of a one night stand another time
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
14 or younger
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Naked, but clothed can be a fun challenge
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yes
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Edinburgh Millenium Hogmanay street party
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
No, it's not a favourite, but sometimes inevitable
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Not anymore, but before I was married, I used it religiously
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Not unless it was an immaculate male conception. I've had sex with one female and I didn't come.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Yes
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
It doesn't really matter
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
8 to 10 inches
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No, and won't
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
My husband... being in love makes all the difference
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Ewan McGregor and Robbie Williams... simultaneously
Preferrably sensual, but I don't mind it rough sometimes
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Same sex
3. How often do you like to have sex?
As much as possible... which admittedly can't always be 'often'
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Not always, but I think it's important in a relationship
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Yes
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
Not anymore, but it was a hobby in the past
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Well, I'm married now, so no, but in the past, they could be fun
8. How many one night stands have you had?
A lot
9. What's your favorite position?
Bottom on top... I know it sounds complicated, but it's really not
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Bed or shower
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Sure have
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
You usually need something before gay sex, but 15-20 minutes is usually the norm, I'd say
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Interchangeable, or simultaneous
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Extensively
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
I've never been quiet during sex, and do have my loud moments
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
In between? I like them to be vocal, encouragements, dirty talk, you name it
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
I wish I could be ethical here and say no, but size has always mattered for me
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Fifteen
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
One
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Rimming
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Yeah, and I like watching my partner do the same
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
One person
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
I think this would be a yes... and a hell yes
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
On the dancefloor at a nightclub, I did it on a pool table at the back of a bar once, too
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Under a waterfall
27. Have you ever done porn?
Not professionally, but the ol' camera in the bedroom trick... sure
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
No
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
No way
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
Never cheated, and don't want to talk about it
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
My partner, feeling good
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
It usually depends on my partners preference because I'm interchangeable
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
It depends on the type of episode. If it's a quickie, one usually suffices, but a full on love making session can be three or four
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Sure, isn't that natural?
35. Could you live without sex?
Yeah, and have done
36. How often do you find sex boring?
I've never found it boring
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
A typical one? Including foreplay? Half an hour or so?
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Absolutely
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Absolutely
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Sure, a few times
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Foursome is my highest
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Too many times to count
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Yes, but I was on a break
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Um, yes...
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Watersports, scat, bondage, with kids or animals, blood play, breath play... I could go on forever
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yes
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Have done
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Watching my partner touch themselves
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Five or six, but I don't have as much stamina these days
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Probably not now I'm married, but I have in the past
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
Um, yes, but it was accident and I think I scarred him for life
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Fuck, no. Never
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Probably at least three times a week
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
In a car... stuck in a traffic jam
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
Um, seven years older than me, I think
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Most of the times, sometimes no, for obvious reasons
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I hope so, but it's doubtful if I'll live to 70
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Threw up once, farted during foreplay of a one night stand another time
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
14 or younger
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Naked, but clothed can be a fun challenge
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yes
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Edinburgh Millenium Hogmanay street party
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
No, it's not a favourite, but sometimes inevitable
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Not anymore, but before I was married, I used it religiously
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Not unless it was an immaculate male conception. I've had sex with one female and I didn't come.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Yes
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
It doesn't really matter
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
8 to 10 inches
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No, and won't
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
My husband... being in love makes all the difference
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Ewan McGregor and Robbie Williams... simultaneously