Muahahahaha.

Dec 06, 2005 10:00

It tickles me thoroughly to hear my English professor talk about AU HP fic.





Remus Lupin
You are looking for someone sweet, intelligent, and
understanding. Although he may have big
troubles to overcome, with you by his side this
wolfman will at least have a non-judgmental,
loving romance.

Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)
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ABOUT YOU
1) Name: JJ
2) Age: 20
3) Which Harry Potter character are you most similar to? Um...most likely Harry. I think also Remus, with a smidgeon of Hermione thrown in. I probably look the most like Cho.
4) Which character would most likely be your enemy? Er...none of the Hogwarts students at Harry's time that I could see, but if I were a Marauder, Peter Pettigrew's insipid clinginess would drive me insane, as would Moaning Myrtle's incessant crying.
5) If you were sorted, in which house would you belong? (NOT which house you want to be in, but which your personality fits best!) Ravenclaw. I think I could be a weird sort of Gryffindor/Ravenclaw mix (I'm often stupidly reckless brave), although if I could be evil ambitious enough, I'd love to be Slytherin.

THE BOOKS
6) How were you introduced to Harry Potter? My mother handed me Philosopher's Stone when I was thirteen. Dear god, have I been an HP fangirl for SEVEN YEARS?
7) Have you read all of the Harry Potter books? But of course.
8) How long have you liked Harry Potter? As I've said...SEVEN YEARS OMG.
9) How many times have you read each of the books? I've read Prisoner of Azkaban countless times as it's my favourite, and if we go by descending number of times read, it would be followed by Philosopher's Stone, Goblet of Fire (meh), Chamber of Secrets (my least favourite, but it's only above the others because it's been out longer), Order of the Phoenix (twice), and Half-Blood Prince (once, but I need to reread it).
10) Which is your favourite book? Prisoner of Azkaban by far. I enjoy Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince, but I enjoy them on a different level than PoA. I'm not sure why.
11) Which versions do you own? I'm a stupid American. Therefore I own the stupid American editions that change book titles, but have fantastic artwork.
12) Do you own Quidditch Through the Ages, Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them, &/or The Magical Worlds of Harry Potter? Nope.
13) Do you think the books can be improved in any way? Absolutely. However, I won't go there. Like how I believe JKR does not have the ability to write well-rounded characters who act in believable manners. Or like how she's not a writer of literature; she's a writer of sensationalist and clever serials. However, her world is irresistable nonetheless and I find that I'd rather read fanfic about her universe than JKR's work itself.
14) Favourite chapter? (all books) WTF?
15) What theories/predictions do you have about the last book? Um, the obvious: Snape is not evil.

CHARACTERS
16) Who is your favourite professor? REMUS LUPIN, REMUS LUPIN, REMUS LUPIN!!!
17) Who is your favourite student? Harry. Duh.
18) Who is your favourite minor character? Bill Weasley.
19) Who is your least favourite professor? Being a lemming, I'd have to say Umbridge.
20) Who is your least favourite student? Ron. Sorry. I don't really have anything against him, but he just bothers me. A lot, actually. No Roonil Wazlib for me, thanks.
21) Who is your least favourite minor character? Hagrid. Same as Ron; I don't have anything against him in particular. I just dislike him.
22) What is your favourite beast? Um...I don't have one. I like fuzzy, furry things, so probably Crookshanks.
23) Favourite quotes? "Can I see Uranus, Lavendar?" (Despite my dislike, or rather, indifference to Ron, this line was BRILLIANT.)

THE MOVIES
24) How do you feel about Harry Potter being made into movies? I love them, actually, although Emma Watson makes my eyes hurt.
25) Have you seen the movies? Damn right, I have.
26) What did you think about the movies? The first two SUCKED, but Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire were great.
27) Are you planning on seeing the rest of the movies? Hell yes.
28) What do you think should be changed about the movies? Better directors. More sex. More emotion. In essence, more three-dimensionality to inherently two-dimensional characters. Yes, I ask for the impossible.
29) Is there anything you hate/extremely dislike about any of them? EMMA WATSON. I think she's beautiful (she's going to amazingly hot when she's legal, I'll admit it), but SHE CAN'T ACT. She's improved significantly, however.

FANDOM
30) Do you like fanfiction? I prefer it to JKR's books, actually.
31) Do you read fanfiction? Not nearly as much as I used to, but I go back to my favourite stories again and again from time to time.
32) Do you write any fanfiction? Yes, but again, not nearly as much as I used to.
33) Do you like fanart? I ADORE FANART.
34) Do you do any fanart? Yes, quite frequently in fact, but I DON'T HAVE A SCANNER in London, therefore I can't post. :(

And goddammit, I'm equally Harry and Dumbledore, why couldn't I have gotten a picture of Harry?


You scored as Albus Dumbledore. Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering.

Albus Dumbledore
80%
Harry Potter
80%
Severus Snape
65%
Hermione Granger
65%
Sirius Black
65%
Remus Lupin
65%
Draco Malfoy
65%
Ginny Weasley
40%
Lord Voldemort
40%
Ron Weasley
40%
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