eighteen

May 14, 2005 00:46

My ideal woman will be able to cheat on me and I'll never, ever find out. She wont allow herself to have anyone's child but mine, though.
And she'd be real careful not to give me any diseases.

And now I'm 15, 16, 17 - 18, even. My girlfriend is an inanimate object. Correction: animate, but an object nonetheless. We're standing in a crowd and ( Read more... )

funny, relationships

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stylerevolution May 14 2005, 14:19:24 UTC

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sexydecoy May 14 2005, 15:00:24 UTC
Hello, my robot friend.

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mountain_jew May 29 2005, 06:10:51 UTC
that looks like the robot devil from futurama.

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stylerevolution May 29 2005, 06:27:51 UTC
yeah well....you look like the robot devil...or something, thanks

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