A+
"Why made you want to cut your hair?" People ask me this like it's a police interrogation.
"Why did you, after murdering your wife and child, then decide to rape the dog, Mr. Czysz?"
"I don't know! I can't remember a thing, honest!"
"Right. Of course. Then may I ask you why you cut your hair?"
"Actually, it was a hair stylist..."
"DON'T GET CUTE WITH ME, CZYSZ!"
"Cute?"
"OK, I'M GAY! NOW I'VE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, YOU TELL ME YOURS!"
"I like fucking dogs?"
"Well...alright, that wasn't so bad, was it? Ok, go home sport."
"Yes sir."
I've also found that others are feverish in reporting to me that I, in fact, got my hair cut.
"Oh, you cut your hair!"
"I did?"
"Yes, it's shorter!"
"Jesus Christ! I did! Thank you for telling me! Gosh, and here I was thinking that my hair was the same length all this time. Hey - A+ for the day, alright? A+."
Alex