2004!

Nov 01, 2004 11:25

Right now I am wondering if anyone will be wearing their $30 "VOTE or DIE" T-shirts after tomorrow. Somehow, I doubt that P. Diddy's campaign will be as relevant for grade-school class elections and the like. This brings up another important political question: Does the student council vice president do anything, either? Being that there is no class senate, what responsibility could a student-body vice president possibly have? I've never heard of a high-school class president being assasinated, though if such a thing happened, the vice president would surely fufil such important duties as picking out what our theme will be for Homecoming and getting a final say on what the class shirts will look like (if even that).

Project idea: Come up with a slander campaign ad for somebody random and undeserving. Example:

Domenick says he is a "nice guy" who is "buddies" with Christopher Reeve


So then how come Christopher Reeve is dead?


Domenick:Wrong for Reeve, Wrong for America.

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I had two very terrible dreams last night, just in time for Halloween. In the first, my brother and I were driving back home from high school as we used to, and on Town Center road we noticed in the distance a terrible auto accident. As we got closer, I could see severed heads, missing limbs, fires and workers scrambling to arrange the dead bodies everywhere. It was the most horrific thing I had ever seen, or imagined, and I was quick to panic as I thought that perhaps there was a killer somewhere in town, as this was no freak accident. I asked everyone I knew: "Did you hear about or see what happened by River Ridge?" and they would say "No, what happened?"

I woke up for a little bit and, upon noticing it was some time before 6 A.M., went back to sleep. In my next dream, I was relieved to know that the terrible things I had seen were not real, though I suspected that my dream may have been a premonition - AND I WAS RIGHT. All of a sudden, I flip to the news and Washington DC is being blown up. Then South Carolina, and Oklahoma, California, Texas, Michican and New York. THEN WE'RE GOING (back) TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE.....



YEAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Alex

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