Body Language

[sexydecoy]

Body language can sometimes tell you much more than what we can possibly communicate verbally.

Because I am a complete idiot, I have created my own body language, like esperanto. This is lesson #1:

If the top of my hand has teethmarks
I am bored or nervous

If I have not shaved in a while
I have given up on females for the time being

If I have recently shaved an impressive beard/mustache
I am depressed, longing for attention

If I have recently cut my hair
See: If I have recently shaved an impressive beard/mustache

If I have grown my hair particularly long
I want to feel and appear sexy

If my fingernails are exceptionally short
See: If the top of my hand has teethmarks

If I appear angry
I am complacent

If I appear annoyed
See:If I appear angry

Next Lesson: Probably never, but keep your eyes peeled (perhaps I'll tell you what that means on me as well!)

Alex