Miss Susie....
Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to -
Hello operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from -
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little -
Ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their -
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the -
Dark is like a movie,
a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv screen and that is all -
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the alligator bra!
*** Variation ***
Miss Susie had a baby,
She named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim,
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it got stuck in his throat.
Miss Susie called the Doctor,
The Doctor called the Nurse.
The Nurse called the Lady,
With the Alligator Purse.
*** Variation ***
Lulu had a baby,
She named him Sonny Jim,
She stuck him in a pisspot just to see if he could swim,
First he went to the bottom,
Then he came to the top,
Lulu got excited and she grabbed him by the --
Cocktail, ginger ale, nine cents a glass,
If you do not like it, you can kiss my dirty ass.
Get hit with a bucket of shit,
Don't forget to close your eyes,
That's what Johnny said to me
The night before he died.
Submitted by Glenn
*** Variation ***
Ms. Suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell--DING DING
Ms. Suzie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to--
Hello operator, please give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from--
Behind the 'fridgerator there lay a piece of glass,
Ms. Suzie fell apon it and broke her little--
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their--
Fly's are in the city, the bees are in the park,
Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie, a movies like a show,
a show is like a T.V. set and that is all I know--
I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra bra bra
(optional)
My mom gave me a nickle, my dad gave me a dime,
my sister gave a boyfriend, who kisses me all the time
My mom took back the nickle, my dad took back the dime,
my sister took back the boyfriend and gave my Frankenstein.
He made me wash the dishes, he made me scrub the floor,
and when he wasn't looking, I kicked him out the door
He flew over England
He flew over France
And when he got to China, the found his underpants!
the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to -
Hello operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from -
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little -
Ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their -
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the -
Dark is like a movie,
a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv screen and that is all -
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the alligator bra!
*** Variation ***
Miss Susie had a baby,
She named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim,
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it got stuck in his throat.
Miss Susie called the Doctor,
The Doctor called the Nurse.
The Nurse called the Lady,
With the Alligator Purse.
*** Variation ***
Lulu had a baby,
She named him Sonny Jim,
She stuck him in a pisspot just to see if he could swim,
First he went to the bottom,
Then he came to the top,
Lulu got excited and she grabbed him by the --
Cocktail, ginger ale, nine cents a glass,
If you do not like it, you can kiss my dirty ass.
Get hit with a bucket of shit,
Don't forget to close your eyes,
That's what Johnny said to me
The night before he died.
Submitted by Glenn
*** Variation ***
Ms. Suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell--DING DING
Ms. Suzie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to--
Hello operator, please give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from--
Behind the 'fridgerator there lay a piece of glass,
Ms. Suzie fell apon it and broke her little--
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their--
Fly's are in the city, the bees are in the park,
Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie, a movies like a show,
a show is like a T.V. set and that is all I know--
I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra bra bra
(optional)
My mom gave me a nickle, my dad gave me a dime,
my sister gave a boyfriend, who kisses me all the time
My mom took back the nickle, my dad took back the dime,
my sister took back the boyfriend and gave my Frankenstein.
He made me wash the dishes, he made me scrub the floor,
and when he wasn't looking, I kicked him out the door
He flew over England
He flew over France
And when he got to China, the found his underpants!