I know this is off-topic

[countessm]

I know this is really off-topic of the subject of boots but I bring you...

The porta-crop:
http://cgi.ebay.com/POCKET-SIZE-TELESCOPIC-RIDING-WHIP-CROP-EXPANDABLE_W0QQitemZ7215172176QQcategoryZ47288QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting