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"Callin' In Sick" - weird al yankovic
Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time
Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gonna say?
Hey!
I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
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