[ Phone ♡ Exceedingly Public ]

Oooh, as much as it pains me, I feel overwhelming compelled to come clean with so many things I've kept secret--and everyone needs to hear! Because that's how this works, I guess.

Alright. Everyone hold onto your pants--

[ DRAMATIC PAUSE. ]--I'm the most beautiful and powerful demon of all, which means I'm better ( Read more... )