...Are people really throwing fits over what happened? Sure, yeah, dying sucks, but expecting people to not take up the offer of 'kill people, win fabulous prizes!' is pretty ridiculous.

That little incident is something we in the Netherworld would call a 'slow Tuesday'.

I don't think I'll ever understand humans.

[ Between Laharl's droning and ( Read more... )

[ Phone ♡ Action for Household ]

Geez, I'm not sure why everyone is so terrified of the post office. It worked out just fine for me and I definitely don't feel any organs or limbs missing. Maybe I'm just lucky? Either that, or my sex appeal was enough to get what I wanted free-of-charge ( Read more... )

...Prom, huh?

You humans and your weird obsession with public education sure is stupid, buuut I guess some good things come out of it. Even IF said things have absolutely nothing to do with learning anything and kind of detracts from it, but, hey, it lends well to backstabbing and making all the other girls cry, so I'm all for it ( Read more... )

[ Phone ♥ Public ]

Alright, I've dealt with screwed-up demon summonings before, but this is ridiculous. I've lost my levels--ALL my levels--all over again, but even worse: I'm apparently human? Where are my wings? My tail? My ears are rounded now!

This is totally lame. Whoever is the one responsible for the single most spectacularly terrible ( Read more... )