♡ Episode 4 ♡

[sexy_beams]

[ Phone ♡ Exceedingly Public ]

Oooh, as much as it pains me, I feel overwhelming compelled to come clean with so many things I've kept secret--and everyone needs to hear! Because that's how this works, I guess.

Alright. Everyone hold onto your pants--

[ DRAMATIC PAUSE. ]--I'm the most beautiful and powerful demon of all, which means I'm better

Comments

[1_21jigawatts]

Everyone knew you thought that already.

[sexy_beams]

It's the truth.

[1_21jigawatts]

Forgive me if I completely disagree.

[sexy_beams]

Disagreeing with an objective fact is nothing more than denial.

[1_21jigawatts]

Facts need scientific proof to back it up. You've got nothing.

[sexy_beams]

Science is a crutch for humans. Demons don't need things like that.

[1_21jigawatts]

If that's how you hide your ego, go ahead.

[sexy_beams]

What about you? What do you have for scandalous secrets to reveal?

[1_21jigawatts]

You better watch where you're going. I can get mad fast.

[sexy_beams]

I hope admitting to having a short temper isn't your big secret.

[1_21jigawatts]

No, I'm warning you that you could get hurt. Don't think that because we're talking over the phones, I can't hurt you.

[sexy_beams]

You're pretty confident for a human. Most of them just pee themselves when talking to a demon.

[1_21jigawatts]

I've seen worse things than demons and I wasn't scared.

[sexy_beams]

That's impressive.

Assuming it's true.

[1_21jigawatts]

Don't be an idiot about it.

[sexy_beams]

"I've seen worse things than demons and I wasn't scared."

It's not stupid for me to be skeptical. After all, it's only reasonable to want evidence, riiight? For science!