♡ Episode 3 ♡

[sexy_beams]

[ Phone ♡ Action for Household ]

Geez, I'm not sure why everyone is so terrified of the post office. It worked out just fine for me and I definitely don't feel any organs or limbs missing. Maybe I'm just lucky? Either that, or my sex appeal was enough to get what I wanted free-of-charge

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[mylife4food]

[oh god dat outfit should not be worn in front of knightly mcknight knights]

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[sexy_beams]

[ Oh. Look. It's her key to not only getting a bunch of malts and other sweets, but for free! Perfect.

She struts on over to Mister McKnight. And pouts. ]

Guuuy~

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[mylife4food]

Y-Yes?

[Maybe like...one. foreverpoor.jpg]

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[sexy_beams]

I'm so hungry and lonely...

But they won't let me buy anything here.

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[mylife4food]

...why won't they?

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[sexy_beams]

Because they're twisted monsters with no sense of respect! Why else?!

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[mylife4food]

Was there something you wanted especially?

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[sexy_beams]

...Oh? A malt.

...But you wouldn't be offering, would you?

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[mylife4food]

[When you put it like that...]

O-Of course I am!

[He pulls out his last couple dollars and stares at the bills forlornly.]

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[sexy_beams]

Perfect! Get going, Guy♥

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[mylife4food]

Y-yes.

[Going in...and coming out with Malt x1]

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[sexy_beams]

Good work!

[ She does not hesitate to grab that Malt x1 and begins equipping it.

To the inside of her stomach.

By drinking it.

Her tail might 'accidentally' smack Guy in the face during the acquisition. ]

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[mylife4food]

You're welcome?

[forever abused now]

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[sexy_beams]

You should get a job or something, y'know. You always seem broke.

[ She takes a seat on...nothing. She's in a sitting position, floating in place with her wings, gulping down the one single lowly malt. ]

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[mylife4food]

I do work! My money just seems to drain away very quickly...

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[sexy_beams]

Huh.

You should be more frugal. Learning to control your spending urges is an important part of growing up.