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i blacked out for the first time last night. hoorayyy
i don't remember a thing which is TOTALLY not like me.
but according to my totally fucked up knee and shoulder, my broken shoes, the vomit hand print i left on my bathroom door (?), the vomit on my shirt, my pants, my hair, the x's on my hands that i for the life of me don't remember getting, the fact that i woke up, pantsless with my head in my toilet, i think i may or may not have drank too much last night. then my mom and dad paid me a visit to deliver my new bed and oh boy, what a joy that is, spending your morning trying to not throw up on your parents. oh what a perfect end to the world's worst week.
i'm so embarassed. i'm never drinking again. at least not half a fifth of jack and four vodka shots in a one hour period.
i don't remember a thing which is TOTALLY not like me.
but according to my totally fucked up knee and shoulder, my broken shoes, the vomit hand print i left on my bathroom door (?), the vomit on my shirt, my pants, my hair, the x's on my hands that i for the life of me don't remember getting, the fact that i woke up, pantsless with my head in my toilet, i think i may or may not have drank too much last night. then my mom and dad paid me a visit to deliver my new bed and oh boy, what a joy that is, spending your morning trying to not throw up on your parents. oh what a perfect end to the world's worst week.
i'm so embarassed. i'm never drinking again. at least not half a fifth of jack and four vodka shots in a one hour period.