A special level of hell?
Pretty sure there's a special level of hell reserved for me .... and my completely warped & twisted sense of humor.
I received in the mail today, a box of free Enfamil baby formula. A big box too.... I'm going to donate it to charity since it's perfectly sealed and I do NOT have a baby, however I did think it was amusing that apparently I 'Want him/her to have a healthy start" ....didn't realize I was expecting!!!
So, I've decided to take the opportunity, to have fun with this unexpected delivery LOL
First: Posted it on facebook but for um, obvious (to me at least) reasons, I made sure I also posted that it was a joke!!!! Didn't want to freak one person in particular out, but still managed to 'grab' his attention with it apparently lol
Second: Told my mum, but told her BEFORE I told the joke that it WAS a joke.
Third: Told my roommate.... SHE flipped out, and fell onto the couch in shock. Was highly entertaining... lol
Fourth: Gotta save the best for last clearly! I'm now telling someone who lives in Victoria, and doesn't know that its a joke, and doesn't know how I know, and doesn't know anything at all other than I have a new partner, that I am "apparently having a baby"
Sin says:
Yo!
He says:
Hi
Sin says:
How's life?
He says:
good and yours
Sin says:
Good
Apparently I'm having a baby
He says:
what?????
Sin says:
Yeah apparently!
Totally unexpected but hey, c'est la vie
He says:
whos is it?
Sin says:
The mailman
lol
Well, that's my nickname for him at least
we like to roleplay that he has a 'package' he wants to 'deliver'
Sin says:
I can't help it if he has a big package!
He says:
bigger than mine?
Sin says:
Oh yeah
Why do you think I'm no longer interested?
He says:
ouch
Sin says:
Relax
I'm sure you'll get to be someone's baby daddy someday
LMFAO
I think I will leave it at that, and see how long I can drag this out for LOL <3 I love pranking people...
Technically I haven't done anything too terrible;
-- I never said "I am pregnant"
-- I said "apparently I'm having a baby" and who knows, maybe I will eventually!
-- I just never clarified as to WHEN.
-- The package WAS unexpected, and it WAS from the mailman (that part I find particularly funny)
-- And to be fair, yes, this package was larger than uh, 'his' ...LOL
I received in the mail today, a box of free Enfamil baby formula. A big box too.... I'm going to donate it to charity since it's perfectly sealed and I do NOT have a baby, however I did think it was amusing that apparently I 'Want him/her to have a healthy start" ....didn't realize I was expecting!!!
So, I've decided to take the opportunity, to have fun with this unexpected delivery LOL
First: Posted it on facebook but for um, obvious (to me at least) reasons, I made sure I also posted that it was a joke!!!! Didn't want to freak one person in particular out, but still managed to 'grab' his attention with it apparently lol
Second: Told my mum, but told her BEFORE I told the joke that it WAS a joke.
Third: Told my roommate.... SHE flipped out, and fell onto the couch in shock. Was highly entertaining... lol
Fourth: Gotta save the best for last clearly! I'm now telling someone who lives in Victoria, and doesn't know that its a joke, and doesn't know how I know, and doesn't know anything at all other than I have a new partner, that I am "apparently having a baby"
Sin says:
Yo!
He says:
Hi
Sin says:
How's life?
He says:
good and yours
Sin says:
Good
Apparently I'm having a baby
He says:
what?????
Sin says:
Yeah apparently!
Totally unexpected but hey, c'est la vie
He says:
whos is it?
Sin says:
The mailman
lol
Well, that's my nickname for him at least
we like to roleplay that he has a 'package' he wants to 'deliver'
Sin says:
I can't help it if he has a big package!
He says:
bigger than mine?
Sin says:
Oh yeah
Why do you think I'm no longer interested?
He says:
ouch
Sin says:
Relax
I'm sure you'll get to be someone's baby daddy someday
LMFAO
I think I will leave it at that, and see how long I can drag this out for LOL <3 I love pranking people...
Technically I haven't done anything too terrible;
-- I never said "I am pregnant"
-- I said "apparently I'm having a baby" and who knows, maybe I will eventually!
-- I just never clarified as to WHEN.
-- The package WAS unexpected, and it WAS from the mailman (that part I find particularly funny)
-- And to be fair, yes, this package was larger than uh, 'his' ...LOL