This is FACT.

[sexonastick]

There is a real woman named Lucia Morelli. She's a BOXER. She HITS PEOPLE for MONEY.

There are about 3% of you maybe on my flist who know what I'm thinking. But for THOSE OF YOU WHO DO. OH MAN.

Luci Morelli, guys. LUCI FUCKING MORELLI.

Yes, I'm writing. Of course I'm fucking writing. Almost nobody will read it, but shhhh. lumos nox liiiiives.