Hollywood=the fart stank of humanity.
Yet again, Hollywood has triggered my upchuck reflex. After visiting a site about awful celebrity plastic surgery, because..I guess I felt like torturing myself, I was disgusted with the sad attempts at perfection. People that looked fine to begin with, totally fucked themselves up... and people that were already fucked up basically threw themselves in a wood chipper. All the money that has been spent on their self esteem boosting and exorcisms of their beanie babies, should have been placed in a fund for my education. Yes, if Meg Ryan had not decided she wanted to look like the bastard child of a catfish, I could be smarter. But no, there she is sporting her trout pout and here I am struggling because I don't know where commas go or what the hell an adverb is.