i have the sexual maturity of a 12 year old boy
:: SINGLE WHITE VAGINA, SEEKING SINGLE COCKS-A-LOT. ::
Hi, my name's Vulva, and I enjoy having fun, and the fresh outdoors when Hope decides to go commando. Past relationships lasted about 3 min's each, so I am seeking someone of HEIGHT AND STATURE to hang for a while. Come on over!
Oh man, I am an idiot.
Not really. Does it make me weak that I like having a man? I am tired tired tired of putting so much "umph" into stuff that doesn't last, only to lose a boy and best friend at the same time . . .
BE MY BOYFRIEND, WILL YOU?
This is all I ask for:
-has job
-knows the diff b/t the possesive 'your' and conjugation 'you're'
-HONESTY (i hate catching you guys; you are never as smooth as you think)
-slammin style (will you wear my jeans?)
-open-minded
-healthy sexual appetite
-if you don't drink, don't roll your eyes when i do, or i will spray jim beam on you and toss a lighter your way.
-willing to dance in underwear for me (and i will return the favor)
-will watch "adult swim" with me
-will cut my hair
-spoons, sporks, and forks well
-good taste in music (open for discussion on classification of 'good')
-no halitosis, por favor.
-some type of artisitc appeal.
-laugh at my ridiculous antics.
-doesn't always have to be the center of attention (more specifically, won't get wasted at bars on hit on every vag with legs)
Is this too much to ask?
Hi, my name's Vulva, and I enjoy having fun, and the fresh outdoors when Hope decides to go commando. Past relationships lasted about 3 min's each, so I am seeking someone of HEIGHT AND STATURE to hang for a while. Come on over!
Oh man, I am an idiot.
Not really. Does it make me weak that I like having a man? I am tired tired tired of putting so much "umph" into stuff that doesn't last, only to lose a boy and best friend at the same time . . .
BE MY BOYFRIEND, WILL YOU?
This is all I ask for:
-has job
-knows the diff b/t the possesive 'your' and conjugation 'you're'
-HONESTY (i hate catching you guys; you are never as smooth as you think)
-slammin style (will you wear my jeans?)
-open-minded
-healthy sexual appetite
-if you don't drink, don't roll your eyes when i do, or i will spray jim beam on you and toss a lighter your way.
-willing to dance in underwear for me (and i will return the favor)
-will watch "adult swim" with me
-will cut my hair
-spoons, sporks, and forks well
-good taste in music (open for discussion on classification of 'good')
-no halitosis, por favor.
-some type of artisitc appeal.
-laugh at my ridiculous antics.
-doesn't always have to be the center of attention (more specifically, won't get wasted at bars on hit on every vag with legs)
Is this too much to ask?