Fuck your mom, Winter time.
Its cold. I wear two pairs of socks.
So, I got the job as an assistant at Mapother and Mapother law firm downtown, which is neato, besides the fact that I work now every business day from 8:00 - 5:30. Fuck me bald, I don't know if I can handle being outdoors when the sun is out. I think I might melt, or at least my skin will boil.
Just the great time to get sick too; my antibodies are on strike, and lymphnodes on vacation in the Netherlands. Its just you and me, Flu McSucks-a-lot.
Man oh man, I need me some sex. I'm to the point where just random thoughts make my special place tingle, and I could even miss the sex with Kurtz, all 20 sec's of it. All I ask, is the next man I date fuck me for more than the duration of the average commercial break. OKay? okay.
*"I have nothing to do with explosions"