crazy sleep times
I'm a parasomniac (whacketty fun while sleeping), and last night's entertainment was a whole lot better than sticking a fingernail into my eye & not waking up.
I was dreaming that someone was frying up a pan of chips (aka french fries), and then I half woke up, had a not-hot chip in my hand & popped it into my mouth to chew on.
Woke up properly, cos it wasn't a chip but an ear-plug. blech blech blech. people across the street were having a party when I went to bed early so I'd popped the ear plugs in to get a refreshing & healing night's sleep.
I am so grateful that I was half awake & not fully asleep, as I could have swallowed & choked to death on it. Imagine the mockery of being found dead having choked to death on a used earplug.