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i have dodged rule 35. a fetish i am apparently responsible for instilling in someone (you're all welcome!) does, in fact, exist, and so i am freed of the responsibility of creating the website.
i still might do it anyhow, but i am obviously no longer required to do so by internets law.
finally finished reading twilight. starting the book report in earnest. this book is awful for more reasons than i can keep straight at one time, so i am reduced to sketching an outline for my hate manifesto, lest some of the vitriol miss it's mark or fail to be expelled.
i seriously had to take breaks reading this thing, as anything more than a few pages at a time would cause stabbing pains in my skull and the urge to do shots of draino. and i know that writing up a slander filled thing to put on the internets isn't going to help any. ms. meyer has sold millions of books and is laughing all the way to the bank. the thing i'm doing will actually require some effort and coherent thought so as to be well written, and has all the revenue generating potential of lead-based finger paints.
i still might do it anyhow, but i am obviously no longer required to do so by internets law.
finally finished reading twilight. starting the book report in earnest. this book is awful for more reasons than i can keep straight at one time, so i am reduced to sketching an outline for my hate manifesto, lest some of the vitriol miss it's mark or fail to be expelled.
i seriously had to take breaks reading this thing, as anything more than a few pages at a time would cause stabbing pains in my skull and the urge to do shots of draino. and i know that writing up a slander filled thing to put on the internets isn't going to help any. ms. meyer has sold millions of books and is laughing all the way to the bank. the thing i'm doing will actually require some effort and coherent thought so as to be well written, and has all the revenue generating potential of lead-based finger paints.