I often find myself doing strange and unusual things…
Some friends of mine prefer reading or watching a show about the apple. I’d rather go out and taste it first hand. I also have a problem staying home. I’ve had this problem since I was a teen. I don’t really understand it, but I don’t mind it.
I wonder through life as a spectator. And this show is better than anything television can offer. Check out the cast members.
You have to admit, these people are interesting people. Hell, they keep me entertained. They each have their own thing and their own stories. I think they’re pretty cool.
I don’t know if I’m as interesting as some of these people. And I don’t know if I’m a funny person. I know I often find myself in funny situations, which make up some funny stories. I know a lot of people and it’s through them I find myself in these situations. It is also through them where I find myself in crazy places. For instance, the speakeasy on lower Greenvile that sneaks people in at 3am so they can keep drinking. Or the stupid disturbathon or the gay Cthulhu movie. I have a story for all these places and more. I guess I don’t exactly have a normal life. Things are always a bit off kilter for me.
One might say that I would get used to seeing weird things,
But I’m always out looking for more.
And even though I may see art where there is none,
This is still the coolest show around.
It’s supposed to get down to the low 30’s tonight. Yee-haw.