A few days ago, I was woken by a light, arrhythmic tapping sound. I searched about in the clutter on my bedside table and found the flyer one of the women in this photograph gave me was being hit by the breeze from my ceiling fan.
Do you like Second Life? Do you like chess? Do you like simulated sexual foreplay? Why don't you just wear a chess set then? Now you can! I made a Strip Chess Outfit and it's available here at Second Life Marketplace.