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Hi, strangers. I disappeared for about a year due to my overwhelmingly taxing (but also overwhelmingly great!) job, and then I basically worked on seven different fics simultaneously. This makes it super challenging to finish anything. You know how all those productivity seminars told you that multitasking was the root of all evil? Yes. Yes, they were correct.
Happy Valentine’s Day! This is quite possibly the most hilariously dumb thing I’ve ever written. “What does one do with the dumb sexy vampire cliche in Harry Potter World?” I thought to myself, at some point, and this emerged.
1. Vampire sex needs more consent, yo.
2. I realized in the course of writing this that basically everything I write involves casual sex turning into an actual thing. Why is that? I have no clue.
3. JKR had this interview where she was comparing the dangers of Ye Old Horcrux Diary to a cell phone, and I was like, wait, wait, can I? CAN I WRITE WIZARDING TEXTING?!
4. As a corollary to #3, if you hate my dialogue only stuff, you are REALLY going to hate this fic.
Sundown, Hermione/Draco, R, 11,100 words.
“'We’ll just go on this delightful missing-persons case in the Carpathians,’ they said,” Pansy said. “'It will be the perfect opportunity to continue with our cavalier attitude toward authority and tendency toward reckless behavior,’ they said.”
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Happy Valentine’s Day! This is quite possibly the most hilariously dumb thing I’ve ever written. “What does one do with the dumb sexy vampire cliche in Harry Potter World?” I thought to myself, at some point, and this emerged.
1. Vampire sex needs more consent, yo.
2. I realized in the course of writing this that basically everything I write involves casual sex turning into an actual thing. Why is that? I have no clue.
3. JKR had this interview where she was comparing the dangers of Ye Old Horcrux Diary to a cell phone, and I was like, wait, wait, can I? CAN I WRITE WIZARDING TEXTING?!
4. As a corollary to #3, if you hate my dialogue only stuff, you are REALLY going to hate this fic.
Sundown, Hermione/Draco, R, 11,100 words.
“'We’ll just go on this delightful missing-persons case in the Carpathians,’ they said,” Pansy said. “'It will be the perfect opportunity to continue with our cavalier attitude toward authority and tendency toward reckless behavior,’ they said.”
This entry was originally posted at https://setissma.dreamwidth.org/838503.html. Please comment there using OpenID.