HEY GUYS! Does
this fic seem a little bit familiar to anyone? Like, say, strikingly similar to, let's see,
something along these lines? The comments are especially hysterical.
ETA: And since everyone can't see my comment since, hey, it's screened - I asked said person to take down the story and tell the people who left comments and who recced it what was going on.
A summary of what's going on is here, since the post is taken down.