I like dandelions, you like me, i like apple juice but you like tea :(
So yesterday me and jake went to the beach
I picked him up around 10 point several seconds
We had to go the garage to pick up the title
for jakes new vehicular...
the guy didnt have it like the big fuckhead he was
and for some reason reminded me of jakes dad
with a dash of Mr. Doria ethnic juice and voila
we have the stupid balding greek looking dink
who i dont really know why im bashing and hating
on so much because we were only talking to him
for no mord'n a minute
but we left and headed on our way to the beach
we listened to Bron-Y-Aur stomp which i have
lodged in my head like the airplane that
got lodged in the world trade centers
or a nail in that mexican railroad workers head
then we listened to the new cd jake burned
the "Ulta-mix"... it was sweet ohpra tits
we got therr and parked in basically the
assholes end of the beach because it must
have been at least a 2 mile walk to the good
part of the beach
lets see.. this is who we ran into :
Lauren Bickford
Reginald the life guard
who i thought was jakes cousin for the longest
time and my world was demolished when i found
out he wasnt
Jena from the other night which was wierd
because me and jake went to sit on the benches
we sat on the other night and she was there laying
in the grass.. it was wierd... i think she thinks
were retarded assholes plus the fact that me and
jake coincidentally decided to dress in the same
exact attire for the second time in a row.. it
was really wierd
The water was too cold to swim in so we went and
got candy and soda pop, ran into jena again,
in the store she works in where we got candy
cuz the goldenrod sucks for candy, it was wierd
again... then me and jake went to nubble light
and ate our candy and soda pop after the half
an hour walk it took to get up there...
after many "Its probly just over this hill" and
"It has to be just up around this corner" we
got to The lighthouse... only to find that all
of my chocolate covered rasins had melted all
over my other candy... fuck me
we sat on the rocks and i tried to fish out the
part of my candy that wasn't a chocolate mess.. literally
we walked back and went home after watching
some scuba divers go under while a stupid fucking
boat came into the harbor while the diver's flag
was up... the captaing must have been and old
senile dumbass not to see the divers flag
...oh well
it was a good day :)
later scuzzlebutts
I picked him up around 10 point several seconds
We had to go the garage to pick up the title
for jakes new vehicular...
the guy didnt have it like the big fuckhead he was
and for some reason reminded me of jakes dad
with a dash of Mr. Doria ethnic juice and voila
we have the stupid balding greek looking dink
who i dont really know why im bashing and hating
on so much because we were only talking to him
for no mord'n a minute
but we left and headed on our way to the beach
we listened to Bron-Y-Aur stomp which i have
lodged in my head like the airplane that
got lodged in the world trade centers
or a nail in that mexican railroad workers head
then we listened to the new cd jake burned
the "Ulta-mix"... it was sweet ohpra tits
we got therr and parked in basically the
assholes end of the beach because it must
have been at least a 2 mile walk to the good
part of the beach
lets see.. this is who we ran into :
Lauren Bickford
Reginald the life guard
who i thought was jakes cousin for the longest
time and my world was demolished when i found
out he wasnt
Jena from the other night which was wierd
because me and jake went to sit on the benches
we sat on the other night and she was there laying
in the grass.. it was wierd... i think she thinks
were retarded assholes plus the fact that me and
jake coincidentally decided to dress in the same
exact attire for the second time in a row.. it
was really wierd
The water was too cold to swim in so we went and
got candy and soda pop, ran into jena again,
in the store she works in where we got candy
cuz the goldenrod sucks for candy, it was wierd
again... then me and jake went to nubble light
and ate our candy and soda pop after the half
an hour walk it took to get up there...
after many "Its probly just over this hill" and
"It has to be just up around this corner" we
got to The lighthouse... only to find that all
of my chocolate covered rasins had melted all
over my other candy... fuck me
we sat on the rocks and i tried to fish out the
part of my candy that wasn't a chocolate mess.. literally
we walked back and went home after watching
some scuba divers go under while a stupid fucking
boat came into the harbor while the diver's flag
was up... the captaing must have been and old
senile dumbass not to see the divers flag
...oh well
it was a good day :)
later scuzzlebutts