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( brutus the uterus )

( I knew I was a touch freak, now I have confirmation! :) )

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This one made me laugh. Why?
Q: When your friends come to you for love advice, they're really looking for:
The only truely fitting A: Some very gentle advice, wrapped in optimismThat's the nicest description I've seen yet for my advice. It's been otherwise called unrealistic, in an ideal world, through rose colored glasses... so I really like this ( Read more... )

( true because I can never otherwise tell a person is interested )

( Could I kill someone? I dunno, pass me more mindless memes please )

...you'd probably have to live in my head to understand why some of these are so funny to me.

Your Hair Should Be Blue
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