LIMERICKS!!!!
So, there is a totse thread where we wrote limericks.... I became addicted. Here are a few of the golden ones. I left a bunch out because they pertain to cetain people in the fourm. If you ask, I'll write one about you!
There once was a communist party,
Corrupt yet unbelieveavly hearty.
They used a hammer and sickle,
But the leaders were fickle,
And became victims of Joseph McCarthy
A pirate sails the ocean and sea,
Surely on this we will not disagree.
They drink much grog,
Rape wenches in Prague,
Doing what they want 'cause they're free.
The difference between girls and boys,
Is simpler than which one annoys.
Boys may work harder,
But girls sure are smarter,
Controlling when the sex0rz deploys.
I was always a good student in class,
As sweet as candy and clean as glass.
What no one knew,
Was my mind was askew,
And frequently rape babies in the ass.
Teenage years sure as hell aren't fair,
Parents don't understand unless you're square.
You will yell and fight,
But they can't get it right,
So they'll send you to your aunty's and uncle's in belair.
I once new a girl of the tub,
Who needed nothing but love.
I gave her a chance,
But she didn't want to dance,
And ended up covered in grub.
If you're emo and sad,
That's really too bad.
Listen to me,
Jump out of a tree,
And you will feel better a tad.
Bukkake is a form of art,
Oh hell I don't know where to start.
It's paint is cum,
And damn it's fun,
Covered in seman you'll be on depart.
......Yes, this is what I do at 5:30 in the AM.
There once was a communist party,
Corrupt yet unbelieveavly hearty.
They used a hammer and sickle,
But the leaders were fickle,
And became victims of Joseph McCarthy
A pirate sails the ocean and sea,
Surely on this we will not disagree.
They drink much grog,
Rape wenches in Prague,
Doing what they want 'cause they're free.
The difference between girls and boys,
Is simpler than which one annoys.
Boys may work harder,
But girls sure are smarter,
Controlling when the sex0rz deploys.
I was always a good student in class,
As sweet as candy and clean as glass.
What no one knew,
Was my mind was askew,
And frequently rape babies in the ass.
Teenage years sure as hell aren't fair,
Parents don't understand unless you're square.
You will yell and fight,
But they can't get it right,
So they'll send you to your aunty's and uncle's in belair.
I once new a girl of the tub,
Who needed nothing but love.
I gave her a chance,
But she didn't want to dance,
And ended up covered in grub.
If you're emo and sad,
That's really too bad.
Listen to me,
Jump out of a tree,
And you will feel better a tad.
Bukkake is a form of art,
Oh hell I don't know where to start.
It's paint is cum,
And damn it's fun,
Covered in seman you'll be on depart.
......Yes, this is what I do at 5:30 in the AM.