I HAVE DONE IT!
I HAVE FOUND JEANS THAT COVER MY ASS! *does a funky little dance of celebration until tripping and falling over own feet*
They're even a size down, comfortably a size down from what I've been wearing for the past couple of years. Well, relatively; apparently my waist is still disproportionate to my hips, because they keep sliding
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