I had a really strange dream last night and when I woke up I was shivering so cold.

[serve_yourself]

At work, we are responsible for answering customer support e-mails on a regular basis. Customers have questions and we do what we can to answer them. Below is an example of a thread of e-mails:

Comments

[bijiba]

dear deep. i am not a phone person, but i srly need to become one because i keep wanting to talk to you or hang out but its at an odd time. i have a phobia or something of the phone and have problems calling people... i am gonna try harder though...i am so jealous of andy and maria.... i put together a mix cd for you( iknow you don't listen to cds, but you can upload it on your computer or ipod as a playlist and its my mix dedicated to you), i didn't finish burning it on my bro's comptuer and now he is sleeping... sooooooooo i need your mailing address.... cz it won't make it on the plane tomorrow

[serve_yourself]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww BRIDGIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

I gotchya.. not everyone's a phone person.. I had to become one because I had a relationship that solely existed on the effing phone for way too long.

I miss you like crazy :-/ and am glad you're making plans to come visit!

I talked to the Magster today and told her to call you so you lovely ladies can plan a trip out here. I think the best weekend for me will be the two weekends AFTER Lolla or the two weekends BEFORE ACL. I gave Mag the itinerary :)

Can't wait for the CD! I'll e-mail you my addy.. I have the CD player in my car now so I can def listen to it :)

[pumpkinmanwhore]

My Mom warned me not to hang with people named Hardeep. Very sketchy...

I would love to see Sparta's reaction to an Indian girl walking down the street actually. Make it happen.

[serve_yourself]

Haha.. dude.

I actually kind of like Wisconsin.

Do you live by a cheese farm?

I think a brown person would scare people in your town..

[pumpkinmanwhore]

I don't know of any cheese farms, haha.

I suppose Wisconsin isn't bad. I do have a soft spot for Milwaukee. Me and small towns don't get along though.

Apparently the brown folk wouldn't be too out of place in Sparta. I guess this is kinda the ghetto town, because I've heard from a couple people about how they don't like all the black people here. Of course, I've seen maybe 2. Maybe that's a lot to them.

[serve_yourself]

what america needs to do is take all the black people and separate them from all the white people and call it a "separate but equal" country.

wait.. we already did that. shit.

yeah, i don't know about sparta..

i should come out to visit you and we should like walk down the street together and see how many looks we get

[funkyhousegrl]

Oh, we are getting down on some tubing on Sunday, i put out a mass bulletin as well.

And yes, the suites will be staying on this time.

Dude, Hunter told me his boss was like 3 cars down at the lake, and saw my white ass!!!!
so embarassing.

[funkyhousegrl]

i suck. I can't spell suits.

k- peace out

oh yea, how fucking amazing is Travis [SYTYCD] and Benji is my secret lover.

[serve_yourself]

Dude.. you and I are gonna have to alternate weekends with Benji.. as I believe his dorkyness is uber sexy.

And I still think that the whole Hunter's boss thing is hillllllarrrrrious. Seriously. That's just way too weird!

[manhattan_angel]

haha what an idiot. i hope you post more idiot e-mails in the future, they're entertaining.

[serve_yourself]

Haha, I'll have to.. had one I didn't save the other day but I'll try and remember it for a later post :)