I had a really strange dream last night and when I woke up I was shivering so cold.
At work, we are responsible for answering customer support e-mails on a regular basis. Customers have questions and we do what we can to answer them. Below is an example of a thread of e-mails:
>> Daniel wrote:
>>> I haven\'t received my tickets for Bass PLayer Live 2006 as of yet and
>>> was wondering when I should expect them. Also, last year and the year
>>> before the concert that followed Saturdays clinics was listed with the
>>> tickets and were not this year. Are they included??
>>> Thanks, Dan Sutton
>>>
AND THEN I WROTE:
>> Daniel,
>>>It has only been a few days since you ordered your tickets -- they were
>> shipped out on 7/17. You should allow up to 10 days for delivery. Your
>> tickets DO include the concert as well.
>>
>> Feel free to contact us if you have any more questions.
>>
>> Enjoy the show!
>>
>> -Hardeep
>>
OH AND THEN HE REPLIED:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 22:26:19 -0400, "Dan" wrote:
> OK, it said for $1.50 we get 48 hrs delivery, just making sure you're
> legit.
> Hardeep is a sketchy name...I hope everything is on the up and up. We have
> connections with Bass Player Magazine. Thanks.
AND THEN MY MANAGER WHO SAW THIS E-MAIL BEFORE I DID WROTE:
Hey Dan,
How is Hardeep a "sketchy" name?
If you read the fine print closer, the tickets will ship from our office within 48 hours, not arrive within 48 hours.
Anything else we can help you with?
Thanks,
Greg
So yeah, these are the type of people I have to deal with on a regular basis. Seriously, working in customer service really makes me hate people. REALLY HATE.
Other than that, today was pretty good. My two least favorites on So You Think You Can Dance got kicked off -- Dimitry and Martha. Ehhh, what're you two crying about? You'll be on the SYTYCD top 10 tour and you'll make hundreds of thousands of dollars. Cry me a river, bitches!
I AM SO EXCITED MY FRIENDS ARE COMING TO VISIT ME THIS WEEKEND. Srsly.
Vanessssssa we have to do the COMAL.. and I swear I'll keep my top on, haha.
Adam S. -- I miss talking to you :( Sorry that Sparta seems kinda hick-tastic. I'll be in hick-tastic towns this weekend, showing my friends what they expect.
OKAY. I'm watching the Simpsons --
Smithers: What time is it?
Bart: 12:80! Wait.. what comes after 12?
Smithers: 1!
Bart: NO.. AFTER 12!
>> Daniel wrote:
>>> I haven\'t received my tickets for Bass PLayer Live 2006 as of yet and
>>> was wondering when I should expect them. Also, last year and the year
>>> before the concert that followed Saturdays clinics was listed with the
>>> tickets and were not this year. Are they included??
>>> Thanks, Dan Sutton
>>>
AND THEN I WROTE:
>> Daniel,
>>>It has only been a few days since you ordered your tickets -- they were
>> shipped out on 7/17. You should allow up to 10 days for delivery. Your
>> tickets DO include the concert as well.
>>
>> Feel free to contact us if you have any more questions.
>>
>> Enjoy the show!
>>
>> -Hardeep
>>
OH AND THEN HE REPLIED:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 22:26:19 -0400, "Dan" wrote:
> OK, it said for $1.50 we get 48 hrs delivery, just making sure you're
> legit.
> Hardeep is a sketchy name...I hope everything is on the up and up. We have
> connections with Bass Player Magazine. Thanks.
AND THEN MY MANAGER WHO SAW THIS E-MAIL BEFORE I DID WROTE:
Hey Dan,
How is Hardeep a "sketchy" name?
If you read the fine print closer, the tickets will ship from our office within 48 hours, not arrive within 48 hours.
Anything else we can help you with?
Thanks,
Greg
So yeah, these are the type of people I have to deal with on a regular basis. Seriously, working in customer service really makes me hate people. REALLY HATE.
Other than that, today was pretty good. My two least favorites on So You Think You Can Dance got kicked off -- Dimitry and Martha. Ehhh, what're you two crying about? You'll be on the SYTYCD top 10 tour and you'll make hundreds of thousands of dollars. Cry me a river, bitches!
I AM SO EXCITED MY FRIENDS ARE COMING TO VISIT ME THIS WEEKEND. Srsly.
Vanessssssa we have to do the COMAL.. and I swear I'll keep my top on, haha.
Adam S. -- I miss talking to you :( Sorry that Sparta seems kinda hick-tastic. I'll be in hick-tastic towns this weekend, showing my friends what they expect.
OKAY. I'm watching the Simpsons --
Smithers: What time is it?
Bart: 12:80! Wait.. what comes after 12?
Smithers: 1!
Bart: NO.. AFTER 12!