I was planning to visit the butterfly conservatory today, but I backed into the garage doorway and broke my sideview mirror as I was leaving.

Yeah, if there's a better karmic indicator that you shouldn't go out today, I'd like to hear it. Still, the mirror itself was intact, so me being me, I decided, "What the hell, I can salvage this." So I ( Read more... )

 I've been noticing that an increasing source of debate around the Interwebs centers around what I find to be an incredibly stupid issue: whether or not to have kids. No, not whether some person in particular should have kids, but whether anyone should ever have kids. This vexes me because the people on both sides of it are, quite frankly, maniacs.

( Why Fanatics Are Stupid )

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So the left side of my jaw has been feeling really stiff for the past few days. Last night I looked at the back of my mouth, and I can see at least one of my wisdom teeth on that side trying to erupt.

In other words, I grew a tooth and didn't notice.

WTF, mouth.

While watching Digimon ( Read more... )

Okay, seriously? You're already the worst student in this class. Your final project is due next week, and you've done next to no work on it. Some of the others are almost done. DO. YOUR. WORK ( Read more... )

I had a dream about Enrico Maxwell.

I don't remember what it was about, or anything, just that he was in it.

FML.

It's always an auspicious start to my day when I can't concentrate because someone is watching anime loudly in the computer lab.

I don't think I've ever thrown up so much in my life as I did yesterday.

I'm gonna lie here on the couch until I feel better.

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I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD SO NOW YOU ALL MUST SUFFER