mmmmmmmm, world domination. mmmmmm, the thought of mmmmmmm.
To start,
I was lime green.
Danny = blue (because there is nothing better, according to him...)
Jeremy = red
Mike the Don = black
I rule Africa. Mwhahahahaha!
Sneaking into Asia, that was my plan. Everyone else was focused on getting Mike out of Europe... In the meantime, Jere was building up his army in South America.
I'm getting more powerful - Asia and Africa. Fuckin' A!
South America, here I come!
South America: Jeremy STUPIDLY tried to annihilate me, but he knew he was going to lose...
So Jere's out. And I made one STUPID move, causing me to lose... well, pretty much everything. I had an alliance with Mike, but he got me out in South America, and I knew if I didn't do anything I'd be screwed. I didn't want him to get his five pieces by taking over North America, so I attacked him at Alaska and well, didn't bother with Siam. Danny added 30 pieces there, and well...
One lone piece. If only I could make a comeback... Meanwhile, Jeremy wouldn't shut up humming random tunes of doom... including Super Mario when he's in Koopa's castle. Don't ask. (I have them video recorded too! Jere, but you're lucky since you didn't embarrass yourself too much!) Since I'm apparently really evil, the rez people will do anything to get revenge. Oh yes. (P.S. There's some purple pieces because we ran out of black. This isn't the first time this has happened.)
"Please, for the love of God - SAVE ME!"
But no, I do not get spared. The idea of me possibly getting 30 pieces on my next turn scares the shit out of Mike and Danny, thus Danny, Mr. Let's Hide in Australia and Fight Back When Least Expected, annihates me. Happily, I must add.
The war between Mike and Danny...
Au revoir, Danny Boy.
There there. There there.
World domination is sweet. Mike knows how true this is.
THE END.
Moral of the story? Well, there are two:
1. I got overconfident.
2. I forgot about the powers of Australia (i.e. I should have listened to Mike when he said ATTACK SIAM.)
Oh, by the way, that's a turtle. Things happen when you either a) run out of pieces or b) are waiting insanely long for your turn. Oh Jeremy, you amuse me. Pffft.