Daisy vs. Lara Croft (1/1)
Title; Daisy vs. Lara Croft
Fandom; Bones
Pairing/character; Sweets/Daisy
Rating; PG
Prompt by patchyseptember ; something cute and funny and awesome and more funny :D
It smelled like death. It really was the only way Daisy could describe the scent that hit her as she passed the circled platform. She could spot Temperance Brennan there. The tall woman was bending over something that Daisy could only assume was a new set of human remains. She had no intention of walking over to see if she was right.
She passed the room where Angela starred at a computer screen as if hypnotized. Through the half opened door she could hear the beat of a rock band the woman had surely told her about. Daisy was not one to remember names of bands who screamed more than sang. She heard laughter far before she entered the room, peeking inside she spotted Jack and her boyfriend sitting on the worn out couch, both with a video control in their hands. On the flat screen a busty brunette was swinging from a rope. Hodgins half rose from his seat and turned, the figure jumped and grabbed onto a brick wall.
“Press x, x, press x.” Lance spoke in a fast voice.
“I got it.” Jack pressed the button hard over and over but the brick wall crumbled and she fell into a dark black hole. “Damn. I was so close to checkpoint.”
“Great job. You killed Lara.”
“Oh shut it. You were the one who got eaten by those pigs.”
“Dogs.” Lance replied.
“They looked like pigs to me.”
Daisy took that moment to knock on the doorframe.
The two men turned around, behind them the music started up again and Lara Croft stood on a snow bank looking around. Lance dropped his control to the floor as he searched for the right words, his mouth ending up half open.
“I…I have to go do that thing to the thing with the bug and the…” Jack Hodgins left the room with hurried clumsy steps.
“I really was on my way.”
Daisy nodded. “I can see that.” She moved over to the couch and tilted her head at the figure on the screen. “I can see why you would choose her over me but she doesn’t seem to be very smart.” Lara was now jumping up and down in the same spot.
“Daisy. Sweetie.” Lance walked up to her and pulled her into a hug. “I pick you over stupid Lara any day. We just got carried away and Jack has had a hard time lately, I didn’t want to leave him alone.”
“Of course not. You just forgot that we had a date.”
“I will make it up to you.” Lance looked down into her eyes, brushing his thumb against the soft skin of her cheek. “Anything you want.”
A smile formed on Daisy’s face. “Anything?”
“Well, within reason…”
Daisy picked up the control Jack had dropped on the couch. With a grin she sat down, kicked her shoes off and placed her feet on the table. She looked up at her boyfriend. With some quick button pushes the screen split in half, cloning the image. She tossed the second control to Lance.
“Last one to finish pays for the fancy dinner I deserved for being stood up?”
Lance looked between the images of Lara to the image of his girlfriend and smiled.
“You’re on.”